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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
New bird species discovered in The Andes of Columbia. Yariguies Brush-Finch. Very beautiful and tiny.Monday, October 02, 2006
Check this shit out....scroll down below the baseball crap...my kickball ball team of drunk underdogs beat the asses of hipsters and ex-jocks alike and won the fucking league championship!
http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2006/10/02/yesterdays_acti_6.php
http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2006/10/02/yesterdays_acti_6.php
Thursday, September 21, 2006
I can't decide if this is the good kind of globalization or the bad kind... Either way, they're pretty cool looking and they only cost $100. If I was a kid, I'd probably want one of these over $100 worth of hard-boiled eggs. What do you all think? http://www.laptop.org/
From the site: "The laptops will be sold to governments and issued to children by schools on a basis of one laptop per child. Initial discussions have been held with China, India, Brazil, Argentina, Egypt, Nigeria, and Thailand."
From the site: "The laptops will be sold to governments and issued to children by schools on a basis of one laptop per child. Initial discussions have been held with China, India, Brazil, Argentina, Egypt, Nigeria, and Thailand."
I agree with Gervish. I was thinking we need to get more academic. I was trying to think of something as I was hacking up my lungs on the couch all day yesterday - Kern....kern blog....what can I write in the Kern blog....then I started thinking about the word Kern, cause, its just so fun to think about I can hardly help it. So that led me to think of other weird and gross words, or non-words, or maybe misused words? Like for example, whats up with Dank? Its got this positive connotation when it comes to discussing weed, I know. But to me, it seems to fit better with describing a swampy and stinky body related thing. Do people use it that way or am I making it up?? Some context examples: "Dude, and to top it all off, he had the DANKEST grundle!" or "Brett ate this nasty curdled egg and garlic on sourdough sandwich, and let me tell you, he had some DANK tudge" or "Shit, man, your toe jam is DANK. I can smell it all the way over here!
(excuse me, I had replaced my morning coffee with robotussin)
(excuse me, I had replaced my morning coffee with robotussin)
egg song
I hope this doesn't ruffle anyone's feathers, but my feeling is that the human kernome project is losing focus. Let me be frank: we need to be more political, more subversive, more RADICAL in our posts. Let me be the first to take this bold step: Eggs are popular.
I hope this doesn't ruffle anyone's feathers, but my feeling is that the human kernome project is losing focus. Let me be frank: we need to be more political, more subversive, more RADICAL in our posts. Let me be the first to take this bold step: Eggs are popular.
Sunday, September 17, 2006
The Sex Appeal Toothpaste
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAQLJvVPF3E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAQLJvVPF3E
Monday, September 11, 2006
I spent the weekend in PA, which resulted in several hours looking at funny cat videos on youtube, and the subsequent decision to attempt to toilet train Thurston... I will not be so crude as to post one of the numerous "Cat doing number 2 in toilet" videos, but instead, my ultimate favorite cat video. Teaching a cat to talk makes toilet training look like a breeze. The last two weirdos are the best. Ive watched it at least 3 times a day every day since I found it. Its kinda like prozac.
I put it in the comments, but I think it needs more prominence, here is some home video of thurston, as inspired by Brent's post. -Cicero
I put it in the comments, but I think it needs more prominence, here is some home video of thurston, as inspired by Brent's post. -Cicero
Sunday, September 10, 2006
Belated congrats to the birds for entering the work-force and taking up jergling. Check out this ingenious "baby cage." The point? -To allow loving parents like Stan and Carol here the luxury of sleeping with their "little miracle" without crushing and/or suffocating the little trooper. Doesn't he look comfy? Well, someone really invented it, that is, they thought of it and patented it. Here are about two hundred or so other inventions with real US patents that no one will ever need:http://totallyabsurd.com/archive.htm Be sure look at the "Cranial Greeting card."
