Thursday, September 21, 2006

I agree with Gervish. I was thinking we need to get more academic. I was trying to think of something as I was hacking up my lungs on the couch all day yesterday - Kern....kern blog....what can I write in the Kern blog....then I started thinking about the word Kern, cause, its just so fun to think about I can hardly help it. So that led me to think of other weird and gross words, or non-words, or maybe misused words? Like for example, whats up with Dank? Its got this positive connotation when it comes to discussing weed, I know. But to me, it seems to fit better with describing a swampy and stinky body related thing. Do people use it that way or am I making it up?? Some context examples: "Dude, and to top it all off, he had the DANKEST grundle!" or "Brett ate this nasty curdled egg and garlic on sourdough sandwich, and let me tell you, he had some DANK tudge" or "Shit, man, your toe jam is DANK. I can smell it all the way over here!

(excuse me, I had replaced my morning coffee with robotussin)
Comments:
Damn, dat shit wuz DAAAANk!!! What kine a surp you be sluggin girl? Dat shit wuz DANKA den dank! Ya'll a bringin THE STANK wit dat dank! (STAAAAAANKAY!!!!) Shit, I might hafta drop some a ma SKANKY dank on dat dankay-stankay-DAAAAAANK! Girl, you don' even know. I been makin bank crankin dank since you was stankin danky-wanky pads. And shit, you be all, "Danka Dank a dank a Wank-Wank" whichyo dank, and I'm just "crankin wit da besta da dank." -But it's all dank. Besides, when was the last time you stank up a dank-down wit out skankin out yo dank ass fo a piece a dat DANKITY-SPANKITY dankaliciously wankay-plankay DAAAAANk? Girl, you betta thank Gank fo his ganky dank.

-pank ank
 
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